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Ounce there was this truck driver who loved to hit people on the side of the road.
One day the truck driver saw a preacher on the side of the road and decided to pick him up. As he was driving along the road he seen somebody and thought to himself,
"Man I have not hit anybody all day, I've got to hit him."
So the truck driver decided to fake a heart attack, swerve and hit the guy. So as he got closer he began to swerve.
"Oh my, OOH I'm having a heart attack."
After this little show the driver asked the preacher,
"Oh my god I seen the guy on the side of the road did I hit him."
The preacher responded,
"No, you didn't hit him but you got close enough for me to hit him with this gas can."
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