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 Police Jokes - Stolen Bike

A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. 

The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit.

He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hiking he picks up the little boy but tells him,
"You cant ride up here but you can ride in the back."

So he putt's the little black boy and his bike in the back and gets back on the interstate. The two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for.

They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other,
"We forgot to check the back."

So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver.

The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says,
"Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back."

So the truck driver leaves. When they get back into the car one looks at the other and says,
"What the hell did you see back there?"

The other says,
"That guy was carrying a truck load of black babies and one had already hatched and stolen a bike."

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