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 Old Folks Jokes - Car Thief

A little old lady comes out of the mall and coming towards her car she sees 4 guys just jumping into it.

She screamed,
"NOOOO" and pulled a small pistol out of her purse and said.
"Don't make me use this!"

The four young guys JUMPED out and ran off.

The little lady then proceeded into the car and after driving a few minutes realized,
"Hey this ISN'T my car" so she turned around and went back to the mall to put it back.

She then got in her REAL car and went down to the police station to report that 4 guys were trying to steal someone else's car.

At the police station she sees the SAME 4 guys and hears one of them shouting,
"A LITTLE OLD LADY JUST PULLED A GUN AND STOLE OUR CAR!"

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