A young man is jogging through a park when he sees an old man sitting on a bench sobbing. Concerned, he stops by the bench.
"Is there anything I can do for you, sir?"
"Oh," sobs the old man.
"Everything's wonderful. I just married a gorgeous twenty-year old who'll do anything for me, and even my children love her. We have a beautiful house, a pool..."
"So what's the matter?" the puzzled young man asks.
