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One day two old ladies are sitting on the porch smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain.
The first old lady takes out a condom and wraps it around her cigarette for protection.
The second old lady asks what it is and where she got it.
The first old lady replies,
"You can get it at any drugstore. They're called condoms."
So the next day the second old lady goes into the drugstore and asks the
clerk,
"Hello, do you sell condoms?"
The store clerk looks at her oddly and asks,
"How big?"
The old lady replies,
"Oh, just big enough to fit a Camel."
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