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 Military Jokes - Army vs. Air Force

An army grunt stands in the rain after marching 12 miles with a 35-pound pack on his back and says,
"God, this is shit."

An army air born recruit stands in the rain after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles with a 45-pound pack on his back and says with a smile,
"God, this is shit."

An army Air born Ranger lies in the mud after jumping from a plane into a swamp and marching 25 miles with a 55-pound pack on his back and says with a grin,
"God, I love this shit!"

A green beret kneels in the stinking mud of a swamp with a 65-pound pack on his back after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming ten miles to the swamp and crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp and says with a passionate snarl,
"God, give me more of this shit!"

An Air force recruit sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted quarters and says,
"The cable's out? What kind of shit is this?"

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