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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked,
"May I help you?"
The farmer said,
"Yea, I want to get one of those divorces."
The attorney said,
"Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said,
"Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said,
"No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said,
"No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said,
"No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said,
"Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said,
"No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said,
"Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said,
"Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said,
"No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says,
"Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says,
"Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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