A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW."

Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled.

"My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out,
"Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed,
"My Rolex! My Rolex!"