A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.

His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce.

The outraged lawyer says,
"This is a rip-off! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"

The doctor replies,
"Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"