There was a man walking on the beach and he found a genie lamp. 

The genie popped out and told him he could only have one wish because he had been granting wishes all day and was getting tired. 

The genie said,
"Think real good and hard then let me know."

So the man thought for a little while then he said,
"I want a bridge from hear to Hawaii so I can just drive there instead of flying."

The genie said,
"No way, that would take way to long. Think of another one."

So he thought real good and hard and said,
"Ok. I want the key to figure out a woman."

The genie said,
"Where did you want that bridge to go to."