One day a man (who hates lawyers) found a lamp along the beach. He rubbed it and a genie popped out.

The genie said,
"I will give you three wishes... but there is a catch!"

The man said,
"A catch?"

The genie said,
"Yes, whatever you wish for every lawyer gets double."

he said,
"Ok... my first wish will be... a Ferrari!" poof! now every lawyer has 2 Ferraris

"I have always wanted to have a million dollars!" poof! now every lawyer has 2 million dollars.

"Ummmm... I have always wanted to donate a kidney?

Poof! now every lawyer has donated two kidneys!