There was ounce this man who used to go this bar at the end of the street every night. One day this guy went he saw this enormous man with all these muscles but with this puny head.

After staring at the guy for over 5 hours he decided to go ask how this happened. He went over and began to ask.

"Hey man. I don't mean any harm but how did you get all those muscles but that small head."

The man began his confession,
"Ounce long ago, I was in the marines on this top secret mission but the submarine had gotten sunk. Luckily I washed up on this beach. As I was walking along the beach I saw a mermaid. I spoke to her and she said, 'Oh my! Someone has finally found me I will grant you 3 wishes.'"

"First," the man said.
"I want to be super strong and have all sorts of muscles."

POOF!

"Wow that was cool. Second I want to be the smartest man in the world."

POOF!

"WOW! I know everything. Third he was like well man. I haven't had sex in years I want you to have hot naked sex with me."

The mermaid replied,
"I cant do that."

So, I said,
"HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD"

POOF!