One night a guy walked into a bar and sat down next to this guy. He looks over and sees that he has a little piano player playing beautiful music!

He asks,
"Where did you get that?"

The other guy replies,
"See that guy at the end of the bar? He's a genie, and he'll grant you a wish!"

So the guy calls over to the genie for a thousand bucks.

POOF! All of a sudden a thousand DUCKS flew into the bar.

So the guy says to the other guy with the little piano player,
"I think he has a hearing problem."

The guy exclaimed,
"Do you think I asked for a 12-inch PIANIST?"