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A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there.
"Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log.
"Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back,
"No."
The guy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again.
"Will you marry me?"
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again,
"No!"
Zappo! the guy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect.
So he calls across again,
"Frog, will you marry me?"
The irritated frog yells back,
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
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