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Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike joined him.
"Women, they think they're so smart," he said with a sly smile, going on to explain that he'd eavesdropped on a phone conversation between his
fiancée, Lynn and her best friend.
"Amy," she said.
"Bill doesn't know it yet, but the only time I'm putting out is when I want to get pregnant."
At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked at his friend with some consternation,
"I'd be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you?" he asked.
"Why get mad?" answered Bill.
"She'll never know I've had a vasectomy!"
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